Friday, July 27, 2012

Never Wrong

There are times when a girl likes a certain outfit but can't buy it because they can't pull it off. But not with accessories! If you like it, you can always buy it since they will ways fit.
Somethings I love to buy...
necklaces:
Glitter up any outfit and make it shine.

headbands:
Lovely things to put on your head to add a pint of cuteness.

earrings:
Since I just got my ears pierced, I don't have a huge earring section yet...but I'm working on it!

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Go!

Let's start with the basics DOs and DON'Ts.


DO

  • shirt lengths that are past the hip but shorter than mid-thigh : anything shorter will make the torso shorter, anything longer will make the torso too long and legs too short
  • skirt lengths can be a bit below mid-thigh or above the knee : enough coverage for man thighs but short enough that it can also show off some leg and elongate it
  • heels are essential : to tell the truth, i hate this advise. heels are cute but so painful.
DON'T
  • long floor length or ankle length dresses/skirts
  • any dress that is suppose to pinch the waist
  • turtle necks
  • short shorts
  • capris

some of these might be broken, but when was fashion ever set in stone? :P If something makes you feel pretty, good, or fashionable, just go for it. Ignore the world.

Well...off I go toward fashion - or my lack of it.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Set...

There are many different types of looks out there: sexy, innocent, serious work, carefree, altheletic, etc.


Since I'm short, slightly chubby, likes cute things, and don't understand the adult world, I decided to go for a cute and innocent look. Something neat and casual.


Not like this:
Something more like this:

Hope I can pull it off! xD

Ready...

First, let's go over unhelpful fashion tips.


Petite: size for shorter women
I fit in this category since I almost 5 feet tall. Petites have to concentrate on wearing clothes that makes them look taller. High waisted pants, longer shirts, etc. But I don't really fit well into petite clothes because I am also a bit big. My chest will not squeeze into shirts well.


Short torso fashion tip: wear longer shirts and parellel lines to elongate torso
If I do that, I'll look like a shapeless nothing with reallly short short legs.


Short leg fashion tip: wear high waisted pants and parellel lines to elongate legs
If I do that, my torso will shrink to only 2 boobs.


Short neck: don't wear scarves, wear things that elongate your neck like V-necks. Problem is, my boobs again.


Pear shape: bigger hip than chest measurement
Pear shapes have big hips and slender tops. So they need to draw away attention from their hips to their tops. So shirts will designs and frills or something on the top will help draw the eyes away from hips. But I already have huge bonkers. I don't think adding more attention will help make my body look proportionate.


No waist/ not very noticeable waist: wear things like belts and shirts that pinch your waist then flare out to create an illusion of a waist. I don't think this helps because I'll look bigger than I already am and my short torso ruins any attractiveness of having a belt or shirt pinch my "waist".


Huge thighs: work off the fat
But it is already all muscle! I've been trying to cut some muscle from my legs but it's not working. So...my thighs will not go through any pair of jeans that actually fit my hip.


Weird calfs: I have the strangest, most unattractive calfs ever. They are just huge blobs on the back of my leg, preventing me from wearing capris, skinny jeans, etc.


T^T Fashion tips just make me sad...